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The Modern Day Love Letter

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

 

SAMPLE:

My ever dearest Reth,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Thursday, the 1st of February 2007.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 1st of February 2007 at 15:00 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However, I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your cute cousin, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. SuperStraightforward

 

Ang lalakeng me buto vaw.

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Previous Comments

i’m one of them :P

Posted by pangitster at May 9, 2007, 7:35 pm

wow!. mabuhay ka sis!. hanep tlga posts mo!.

Posted by proserpina at August 6, 2007, 10:41 am

i wanna meet one of those ‘real straight guy’!!! asap! LOLS!!

Posted by qimadra at August 10, 2007, 8:06 am

ahoe ahoe….. batalyon pitbull on the go….

ey pancakes check bla ;p http://blog.xmodx.com/2008/04/14/how-hackers-fall-inlove/

Posted by subay at April 15, 2008, 6:49 am