SAMPLE:
My ever dearest Reth,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Thursday, the 1st of February 2007.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 1st of February 2007 at 15:00 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However, I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your cute cousin, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. SuperStraightforward
Ang lalakeng me buto vaw.
Si lalakeng me buto ay di puro pa-cute, di ubod ng pa- charm at higit sa lahat di pinong mahangin. Si lalakeng me buto ay di pinanganak na ubod ng gwapo. Di rin sya maporma tulad ng mga bling bling guys. Hindi sya naghahanap ng trophy girlfriend at di naniniwala sa superpisyal na mga bagay. Di naman sya simple, di lang talaga nya ugali ang magpa facial twice a month. Di man sya ang pinapangarap mong Piolo Pascual at Brent Javier, taglay nya naman ang recipe ng isang hitsura at personalidad na di mo basta basta na lang itatapon. siyaks! Hindi sya mahilig sa confused state. He knows what he wants and he's been true and straightforward about it. He takes risks in love. His heart may not always be right but no one could blame him for not trying at all.
yep yeps with the real straight guy please stand up!
wow!. mabuhay ka sis!. hanep tlga posts mo!.
Posted by proserpina at August 6, 2007, 10:41 ami wanna meet one of those ‘real straight guy’!!! asap! LOLS!!
Posted by qimadra at August 10, 2007, 8:06 amahoe ahoe….. batalyon pitbull on the go….
ey pancakes check bla ;p http://blog.xmodx.com/2008/04/14/how-hackers-fall-inlove/
Posted by subay at April 15, 2008, 6:49 am
i’m one of them
Posted by pangitster at May 9, 2007, 7:35 pm