My new website is live :)

 Hi everyone, my new website is finally up and running, see you all at

www.Flirt With Happiness.com

loves!

Finally, I am moving.

I am moving this personal blog to a new website and the development of the new site would take me 3 weeks, I guess. Hope to see you all there, including my  daily spammers

Save The Children. Sponsor a Child.

Yes, a little help does go a long way. Along with humble donations and prayers, there are many ways to give and extend a helping hand.  It is heart breaking to read about children dying of hunger. Today I am genuinely happy to have an opportunity to make a profound difference in a child’s life. He is worthy of love. Mergito is from Mozambique, Africa and he is only 7 years young.
Just looking at Mergito’s picture is enough to change my life forever.

Visit Save The Children website to find out the many ways to give and make a difference in the lives of children in need.

We can do this!

Saigon, Vietnam: ice ice bebe

a truly memorable experience of Vietnam….duck walking inside the underground war tunnels and seeing the remnants of war gave us a clearer picture of what really went on during the bloody Vietnam War…whoever invented “World Peace” must be praised

never too far away from home

Happy Happy Christmas Vibes

The Happy Vibes Shalala Music Video

 I just turned 1/4 of a century old! Thank you Lord for the gift of life. I am officially Twenteen Five. Fun times, Hey Times, Ging Gang Goolie Goolie. Happy Happy Vibes.

It’s never too late to take charge of life. Happy Vibes, I will never get tired of you.

Today is September 18, 2010. It has been 32 months of living and re-wiring my brain in the magical environment of “positive-thinking”.
It isn’t really a smooth ride….sucker-punched by a series of unhappy events, adapting to a new culture, self-esteem struggle…but HEY! it’s been very REWARDING…breaking away from your comfort zone, changing your self-concept, kissing an astronaut in your dreams and being very happy all the time

This journey has made me realize that indeed, there’s more GOOD in this world than there is bad.
So Happy Vibes, hang in there baby, I will never get tired of you.

• Volunteer and put other people before myself.
• Begin with simple acts of kindness ( anonymous pick-me-upper notes, greeting a stranger, assisting a blind person )
• Participate on projects worth doing with friends.
• Look beyond myself to help people who cannot help themselves.

The question “Have you brought joy to others?” got me pondering about things that are more important than attending to my own bliss. It’s time to become more meaningful and useful. I am shedding off parts of me that are not necessary anymore.
I want to remember the real values my parents taught me and not get caught up with the superficial. This is difficult but not impossible.
To the millions of people who have been bringing joy to the lives of others, every single cell of my body salutes you.
To mamang, papang and kuya , I LOVE YOU and Miss you so much.

Life Oh Life!

Welcome to my new self-hosted website http://www.flirtwithhappiness.com/

Malacca - dahil bawal ng maging orange bukas

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If you can drive well in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else in the world.

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The Ideal Sick Leave Certificate

Doctor Certified

Certified that Miss Breachelle Bustria, working in your organization, is suffering from ‘im-not-a-superwoman‘ illness. Due to this, she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe mental problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

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maging makapal tuwing Pasko

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totoo pala ang "Tsamba".

You can’t win a race until you start running.
The mountain is tall, but once you’ve climbed it, you can see how dreams are a reminder of a larger picture in the world for each of us
Today i have learned that even the little, quick decisions can make a big difference. Im happy to realize THAT

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Kurimaw turned 18 !!! + 6

Today I celebrate the day my mother went through an excruciatingly painful thing which is called giving birth.

Thank you mamang and papang and kuya and friends and angels for keeping me alive and sane and happy and “single”.  LOL

 Above all, thank you Papa Lord for the fireworks! TO 2008, now it all makes sense to me. Sometimes it takes a harsh tone from within to move us into the right direction in life. I feel so blessed.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a baked spag.

Singapore ay amor!

imagine that you’re 90 years old, sitting on the porch and rocking in your chair as you reflect back on your life..will you regret doing this? — or not doing it? Pick the decision you can live with, and have no regrets in your choice. Time is like a river, you cannot pass the same water twice. Look for opportunities to grow and never be discouraged in your efforts to do so. Inside your heart exists a special knowledge of the plans you’ve made and hopes you have. Boldness have genius and magic in it…

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naghahanap ka ba ng sakit sa katawan?

 When you live in a big island called Mindanao, you need to atleast take a refresher course on Counter Terrorism 101.

 background music: Hit Me Baby One More Timess

ang sabi ni inay, maynika lng raw ang lalaruin ko

kaya eto ang aking napala :  “Bra Ba Li Bin Ta Wan”!

now you no!

if you look like your passport picture, you really need the vacation

 A Vacation is a Sunburn.

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 Vacation is what you take when you start dreaming about the Big Bang Theory.

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I saw a snake and it was thin, I took it to the vet.

 Remember what they say about snakes and crocodiles? I dont.

But here’s a cute thought to ponder :

Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.

 Goodluck snakes. workshop. workshop.

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Joven and Moppet were here. Declared Holiday.

Seeing great friends you’re used to spend hey times with is a stress relief. Seeing Joven and his sexy muscles brings more than that, hehe..enticing.

We had a great time talking about whats new, whats good and whats REALLY good….especially that guy Who’s Back On The Market..

oh the drams! hahaha…  

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For the love of Superman

 Finally,.. orgasm!  Zip Lining being dangerously fun gives me adgasm (adventure orgasm). We were on Camp Sabros, Digos, Davao Del Sur last weekend to cure our insanely bored bodies, and this time we’re water-resistant. Ziplining feels a little like a goodbye-world moment with you flying like a bird without wings. …but it’s undeniably an amazing experience!

Talk about fear factor.

Camp Sabros mountain eco-adventure spot was featured on Marc-Dyan show,

“Sports Unlimited”.

I so love Davao.

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Why So Syria?

 Hi Heath, it’s been a year since you bid ba-bye. Wherever you are now, I know you’re happy and at peace…..I miss you but  if you may, please dont keep in touch ^____^… I know you’re extremely charming and all but hey seeing you in my dreams is becoming “spooky” hihi (how sweet of you).

 You are in my heart Heath but we can’t do anything about it, I lost my chance and Destiny betrayed us.

 let’s move on babe

hikbi 

If angry Twilighter-Looks can kill, I dont wanna be Gabby Lopez

ABS CBN denied their rumored Twilight Adaptation and the world rejoiced deliriously.

Chiz Source: ABS CBN blames Perez Hilton about the Takipsilim Issue

Ayy ABS CBN, Pag Sure Oy!

binasted mo ba ako dahil kili-killer ako?

 Forwarded message

“Hi girl,  it’s true at di pa sila break..para ke guy break na pero cry baby si woman…i just thought you must know.”

Nabasted ka sapagkat isa kang KERIDERO!

Eto ang dapat sabihin sayo ng gerlfren mo.

Oh mehn, they suck!

tonight i cooked dinner and there are no survivors

They say the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. 

can say Yes! and can say No! haha This is another “life-is-a-joke” blog-worthy story that made my day.

I got a call from a friend who was asking how my chronic gastritis was cured. It made me smile thinking that someone is interested in my Vietnam War Gastritis love story.hehe  She mentioned that her father is seeing the best Gastro Enterologist in the city and long story short, she cursed poor chronic gastritis for being responsible for her parents’ current “Through The Fire” situation. Said she,

“na ospital si tatay cos meron syang disease of the stomach, sabi ni Doc sa kinakain nya raw, nag aaway sila ngayon ni nanay….DAKILANG chef  si nanay ha…so what’s the point na awayin sya ni tatay?…she definitely knows her dish”

 (hihihi my mean bone tickles me) reminds me what she told us about her nanay and tatay’s love story:

“na inlab si tatay kay nanay kez DAKILANG chef si nanay “

I get it, finally…..that  the best way to a man’s heart is by wearing a do-it-yourself USB lingerie:

I have never “wowed” a guy by my cooking expertise cos I know in my heart that TAKE OUT does count.

So remember, why waste your bucks on “cooking lessons” when the best way to a man’s heart is through “prayers”… (gosh I’m so Catholic) 

ang sabi nga ni Joylipot,  the best way to my man’s heart is “on your knees!”

let me hear from you too! mwah mwah mwah

the law is my shepherd, I shall not….what??

simula bukas, di na ako magigising ng 7 am

simula bukas, wala na akong “TIME IN” na hahabulin

simula bukas, pwede na akong di maligo araw araw

simula bukas, pwede na akong mag micro mini

simula bukas, pwedeng pwede na ang youtube at friendster

simula bukas, 24 oras ang aking break

dahil simula bukas

AKO ANG BATAS.

nindot kaayu!

 ” I don’t need a man to rectify my existence.”  –

              — Breachelle screaming iphone! iphone!

i think therefore I’m single

Just when I thought it’s beautifully over, a particular  “skeleton in my closet” was back and alive in his ever Hey-Im-So-Hot  ways…..here you go again mister too good to be true, I only have one song for you ” to the left, to the left”….

jumarbin_: hmm..ikw po..sana mkita po kita..PLEASE…

breachness: sorry..just have fun…meet new people, girls..study..be happy..stand out…show your dimples…

jumarbin_: hmm..alam mo nagpaextend po ako ng tym pra mkita kita d2..:(jumarbin_: cge na po..PLEASE..

jumarbin_: PLEASEjumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
breachness: uwi ka na…mag se seven na
jumarbin_: d po ako uuwi kng d po kita mkkita..
jumarbin_: totoo..
breachness: Im very fine..wala man nagbago…safeguard pa rin gamit ko
jumarbin_: hmm..pwd po ba talaga kitang mkita?PLEASE…
jumarbin_: haai..hehe..d ta gd ka mpilit po?..khit 1 min lng?
breachness: mapipilit mo lang ako pag hinalikan mo yung lalake sa likod mo

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 two words GROW UP !

behind every successful man is a surprised woman 

bakit mo ibinigay ang langit?

Pilipino, let us tangkilik our own ours.

NOW SHOWING na po ang PLONING

(pronounced by natives like me as Flow- ning) 

 visit moviesite here

(bahala na syang mag kwento) 

sa SM City lang po ito dahlins 

meet the cast: Intang, Toting, Basit,  Tsuy,  Veling, Juaning, Susing, lasing, chansing, kuging 

ang pinakamasakit na maririnig ke itay

ito na siguro ang pinakamasakit na maririnig galing sa tatay mo:

"punyeta kang bata ka!

kung alam ko lang na magiging bwisit ka,

sana

pinahid na lang kita sa kumot!" 

ang lalaking pinaglihi sa letter "e"

  natatawa ako “wi hi hi hi“

One disco-dancing night, I met this guy who danced swabe-cool. It was so okay to dance with him cos he wasn’t the dangerous-touchy type. 

at natapos nga ang sayawan…

humingi sya number…he asked for my name,  sabi ko “Marites”  (hehe)

minutes later, he texted:

“Hi  Mar, this is Wely…ang galeng talaga ng sayaw naten…….nabehag talaga ako”

(not to be mean or anything pero one of my girlfriends suggested na sana enelonggo nya na lang)

5 days  later, I got missed calls from this certain globe number. Me thought it was important so me texted:

“Gud evening, cno po sila?”

and the reply was ( lion roars)

“Gud pm. Ekaw. Seno ka?”

and I have all the hints in the world that it was Wely, ang lalakeng pinaglihi sa letrang”e”

you tats my tra-lala !

  sa women’s comfort room ng  isang sikat (naks) na Disco Bar sa Iloilo City, merong makatanggal-eyeliner na sign:

WELGA ! WELGA !

positive thinking churvaloo

minsan sa buhay ko,

umibig,

umiyak,

naghabol

nagnasa

sila sa akin - wehe!–intro lang

Hi…buhay pa ako…Medyo matagal akong nakapag-post kase matindi si February! parang first day ng menstruation ang tindi…it took a lot of  positivity and Centrum plus Poten Cee to bring myself into writing again. 

Akalain mong si Romantikong Pebrero ay binigyan ako ng:

1. Hyperventilation

2. Chronic Gastritis at

3. Break up on a Valentine’s day (hikbi)

Daig ko pa ang nanalo ng “Best in Oh Come on” award sa 1993 Life Awards Ceremony.

Reality bites .

nyam!

pero..pero..pero…..on a serious note, what happened to me was very rewarding, spiritually, physically and above all mentally. I began to apply the law of attraction in my life, in my thinking….it amazingly works! …promises!

its basically about positive thinking….likes attract likes..my thoughts become things….cos whatever the mind expects, it finds…

Now, my problem numbers 1 and 2 are already cured. My colonoscopy was canceled. Scary.

Problem number 3 is a somewhere down the road disease so no comment.

You can trust me on this, “positive thinking will change your life”.

I even have -> my own mind video for this positive thinking churvaloo

and together we will solve world hunger — zZZZZzzz 

to the left , to the left

oh my gas! 

To my loving friends esp JOVEN, who have helped me rationalize things and kept me on the positive force , salamat…for helping me see things the way you do..for the positive reasons and affirmations…FOR THE STRENGTH…I might not have survived all those cartwheels and jumping jacks and hadukens Ive been through kung wala kayo…You made me a Super Saiyan!…for all the prayers –thanks…look at me, Im alive and laughing– I can’t thank you enough for opening the Law of Attraction concept in my life right now…you are truly God’s wonderful mammals. I love you!

lab,
Blue Zaido

me, myself and vetracin multicaps

“sapagkat minsan kelangan ko ring maging tanga”
                                                     -pancakes-

FOR VETERINARY USE ONLY

( nakakahiya, buti di nakamamatay ang vitamins ng manok at baboy) 

I will neber porget

Last Sabado, ni attend kami ng burial ng aming mahal na college friend, blockmate, groupmate, textmate at ka frenster na si Dionisio.

shocking pero di talaga natin masasabi kung kelan tayo mag gu- goodbye world…

para sayo Dion, paalam at salamat, we celebrate your LIFE!

at para sa mga blockmates naming di ni-attend, regards lang daw, magkita lang raw kayo sa CR… 

our final moments with Dionisio 

nag ice to ice kami

gusto ko lang ipaalam sa lahat na tatlong beses kaming nag ice to ice ni crush sa loob lamang ng walong oras.

i felt so harassed

oh pls don't rush me, i'll get there eventually

bwaha! 

lugar lang po sa Guimaras

Holy week sa Guimaras with hot hot holy friends

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The Modern Day Love Letter

SAMPLE:

My ever dearest Reth,

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your cute cousin, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Mr. SuperStraightforward

Ang lalakeng me buto vaw.

sinong bespren mo doon?

Every good friend  was once a stranger.

Thanks for keeping me human.

kung bagong tuli ka nga naman

Tuwang tuwa ako ngayon dahil yung maldito-supladitong apo ng kapitbahay naming pulis dyan sa Ybiernas eh ayun—TINULI.
Eh di natahimik ka batang palaaway!

nakatikim ka na ba ng "kumos kumos"?

Nakakamiss ang simpleng buhay sa UP. Ang buhay aktibista, buhay walang pakialaman, buhay pa-tsinelas2x, buhay "life is unfair get used to it" at higit sa lahat ang buhay kumos kumos.

haay nakakamiss ang mga kurimaw—-

Through the happy times and the shaky times, lets toast for the GOLDEN YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP!

ang night sheep

Kung eyebags lang ang pag-uusapan aba'y malaki-laki na rin ang investment namin dyan. Ako nga eh, parang eyebags na tinubuan na lang ng mukha.  Kung nakakapag paganda lang ang pagpupuyat aba'y SUPERSTAR na sana kaming lahat. At kung me bayad lang ang overtime nakew! pwede nang mag-asawa si Shiela Ola. nyahaha!

Masaya namang mag overtime. Yan ang tanging oras na lumalabas ang tunay na kulay ni Gian. Tinatawag namin yung Medication Time. Ako, si Nang Claire, Shiela, Dara, Gian, Marvin, Yves, minsan si Dino at syempre ang virginal na si mama Glends.

Buhay Night Sheep.

Ayon sa akin, pinakamadalas mag-CR si Joven last week. Walang humpay pa rin ang paghatsing ni Merben at flourishing pa rin naman ang rapping career Jerson. Likas pa rin ke MJ ang biglang tawa habang poised na poised naman si Gian sa pag iidlip. TALENT yun friends, di nyo yun kaya ng walang unan.

Sa kabilang dako naman ng aking likod, nariyan si Amy. Ibang level ang wakal ng lola mo sa US politics! iba na talaga pag kaka client switch. Ayon ke Amy "Next year, it is possible that the US will have a republican president and a Democratic Congress".

Hudyat na ba ito na magpapa bangs na si Amy? Si seatmate ko naman na si Vitamin C, idontlikeyouinthatway pa rin na parating nangungulit ke Shella na bagong shucks my hair! Late ba si Karl? di naman masyado. Me bago atang singing idol sa tabi ni Dara, Dar wag mong pigilin sabayan mo na.

Langya Thickening Cream, I swear kumapal ang mukha ko

Nasubukan mo na bang mag CR sa Men's?

Ako dalawang beses na. Yung isa sa terminal ng bus at yung isa sa SM City Cinema. Kahapon lang. Eh ano naman ngayon, kesa ma-ospital ako, daanin  na lang sa kapal ng mukha. Kumatok naman po ako nagtanong, "Me lalake pa ba sa loob, makiki-wiwi lang." Lumabas ang 2 lalaki, sabi nung isa me cubicle naman sa loob.

Kaya Ayun! splash splash swiss-swiss-swiss…whew,ecstacy.

Nung me bumukas ng pinto, sumigaw ako "Me babae dito, wag ka munang umihi." (kap—–!) Yung walanghiyang kurimaw pumasok pa rin! K fine hihintayin ko muna syang matapos bago lumabas (parang ambastos ng linya ko)

30 seconds sa loob ng cubicle. Feeling ko di sya nag-wiwiwi kasi ala naman akong marinig na swiss-swiss-swiss. So lumabas ako sa cubicle with all my might habang tinatakpan ng panyo ang mukha! Yung kurimaw sinigawan ako "Hoy miss bakit dito ka umiihi!!!" sabi ko na lang "kayo nga umiihi sa kilid poste wala naman kaming reklamo".

Paglabas ko ng CR eh sya namang pagpasok ng guard. Nakew ano kayang iisipin nya. Bahala na si Lord.

that long and rocky road

Kung bakit ba naman sa dinami dami ng pwedeng mapagkamalang eyeshadow eh yung condom pa na color Pink! nakew–is a shame is a shame! kawawa naman ang inosenteng eyeshadow…at kawawa naman ako! ok na sana kung walang nakakita–ang mga walanghiyang machong kurimaw na yun, nag eenjoy sa aking ka inosentihan…nakakainis! sa tatlong kurimaw na yun, yung isa eh jan lang rin sa may Ybiernas nakatira—haynakuuu–magpapahilot ako ng mukha tuwing makikita ko sya…

Hindi pa naman sya mukhang virgin kaya siguradong "hehehe" ang sabi ng utak nyang cute din.

Ang kaganapan:

Pumunta si Breachelle sa Watson para maghanap ng eyeshadow na bagay sa damit na susuutin ng mga boardmates na mag je JS Prom. Nagkawanggawa na nga ang drama eh nakarma pa. Later ay nakita nya ang rectangular-shaped na kulay Pink na maniwala ka mukha sya talagang eyeshadow. Engot ko talaga-di naman yun nakalagay sa may cosmetics.

Dun yun nakapwesto sa may chocolates (hmm tweet din ba yun?). Nakita kong binili sya ng koreano na parang "wala lang", para lang syang bumili ng kendi mint with matching tinapon pa ng slight, walang ka effort effort. Proud na proud mag eyeshadow. Habang ako naman hinahawakan ko na sya–yung pink na yun. Tas biglang tumitig yung tatlong cute na kurimaw–pati yung cashier at yung isa pang cashier–natingala gid ako! –super smile pa yung kulot na cutie..Tinanong ko pa nga si miss cashier "Miss hypoallergenic ba to?" nyahaha,  nga naman! pwede sa categorya!

"oo miss" , cashier 1

"damu na gausar sina", cashier 2
 
di ko talaga na gets shet! yung mga kurimaw nasa likod ko na para bayaran yung Cadbury nila. Tas hindi ko talaga inaalis sa kamay ko yung pink at take note! take note ha! sabi ko pa "miss pwedeng buksan titignan ko yung kulay". Sabi nya pink yan! Napansin ko na me red tongue na drawing na parang cute naman ang pagkakadrawing. hihihi. Under nung tongue, naka sulat ang adjective na "Long and Rocky ROad". At syempre ang binibining engot, ENGOT pa rin. And my guts pa akong magdemand,
"Miss buksan ko na lang kase long and rocky road nakalagay, baka di sya pink" SHEEEEEEEEET!  my gas! At eto na sumagot na yung isang kurimaw na itago na lang natin sa pangalang "white sando",

"Miss ok yan kasi manipis".

Tas nag momoderate laughing sila na parang  "suya bah!" Humirit pa yung isa 'isipin mo na lang ham yan!"
Mabuti naman di na ako nag reply. Kunwari raw suplada ako. In fairness naman saken, nakita ko yung seal na me nakalagay "SAFE FOR YOUR PROTECTION". (is a condom is a condom !!)

ayun shoot, eyeshadow nga!

syempre isnab to the max ako dun sa mga kurimaw na naka sando kahit malamig tse!
eh ano naman ngayon! cookies and cream ang hanap ko leche!

tandaan LONG AND ROCKY ROAD—>mabibili sa watsons!

same wavelength

May mga taong isang oras mo pa lang nakikilala ay  ka-"click" mo na. Mahirap i explain. Basta ako, naniniwala ako sa konsepto ng "same wavelength". Here are a few of my super stand out friends sa City of iloilo, ewan kung anong breed ng kangkong ang nag connect samen: AKO MUNA–syempre friend ko sarili ko:

Breachelle del Rosario

Korean Name:  Ma Fut La

Favorite seafood: ginahasang sugpo na tinanggalan pa ng ulo

Celebrity look alike: Matt Damon 

Movie look alike: Scooby Doo 

Motto: 1 + 1 equals 2. No more , no less.

Ultimate Turn Ons: long hairs na walang hangin

Ultimate Turn Offs: mga mahahangin na tinubuan ng mukha

Angry Line: spammers die in fire!

Message: Ang sabi nila beauty is seen on the inside, not on the outside. Motto lang yan ng mga panget, buti na lang akin time is gold. 

Lady Grace M.

Korean name: So So Kola Kei

Favorite seafood: nakabikakang palaka

Seafood !! : ah South China Sea

Celebrity Look Alike: Kelly Clarkson 30 yrs from now

Movie Look Alike: Gladiator

Motto: If you don't sing, don't bother.

Ultimate Turn Ons: the curly topsies na chubbies. Cute ba?! hmmm mabait..

Message: I dont believe in change. There is no such thing as change. Change is nothing. You cannot change anything. Stop changing. I hate change.

Marjorie L. 

Korean name: Chi Ta E

Favorite seafood: kinusing bangus

Celebrity Look Alike: if not serious speaking, Nicole Kidman, if serious, Sarah Michelle Gellar

Movie Look Alike: Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara

Favorite Motto:  Do not do into others what you dont want what others do into you

Obsession: grammar

Ultimate Turn Ons: mga chinitong pango na tatlo lang ang t shirts

Ultimate Power Off: Pinoy na blonde haired

Angry Line:  Go away and leaves me alone!

Message:  When i was young I lessen to the radio waiting for mine favorite songs.