in case you didn't notice, this is a self-centered blog teehee :P
Let's lay more EGGS!
And beat more BALLS!
labay lng ko a
hi Pat, hindi po ako nakakain ahihi 
saya ng blog mo! ansarap mo cgurong ka-friend! add kita FB
hi…your blog is cool! keep it up
cool! lagaw lagaw lng iban ba
hi breach! mustamus?
i enjoy reading ur blogs….more more:-)
Nice blog
nice blog
I really enjoyed your blog reth =)
Hello pancakes! I haven’t logged on to wordpress for a while, but thanks for the comment! Fellow Federer fan woohoo! Funny blog too 
after captivating the beauty of Capiz at biglang nakita ko ang blog moh… wow na shock ako.. heeh LOLZZZ
Passing by your blog. Have a nice day my friend and keep on blogging!
hi pancake.. coming here to read yr dinner post.. no survivors? haha..
hello! salamat sa pagbisita sa blog ko. anywayz, galing ng blog mo. its amazingly shocking..hehehe
astig mga post mo day..
nyay, hehehe 
hay,exchange links?
I’m good gapatubo ko balbas ug dimple
Hesst. mustasa?
tweet tweet ^_^
Hi gwafa, just dropping by to say hello.. stay happy & beautiful!..
Doctor Certified
Certified that Miss Breachelle Bustria, working in your organization, is suffering from ‘im-not-a-superwoman‘ illness. Due to this, she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe mental problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.
It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as “Come over weekend..”, “Let’s work on holiday..”, “Leave cannot be granted..” etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.
In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient. it is human nature to be like human not superhuman
Dr. Impatient
* oh its always a good thing to recuperate for a couple of days.
Bakit tuwing Pasko eh andaling manggulo ng buhay ng ibang tao? For the nth time pinairal ko again ang aking Bachelor of Science in Daanin Mo Sa Kapal ng Mukha degree…..and success!
me will make kwento:
….Christmas weekend, Mysh and I went to Kuala Lumpur kase kunyari eh na ho-homesick kami and the way to combat the feeling ay maglakwatsa at mag piktyur piktyur (pssstuyy, para kayong mga pinoy)
dahil masyado kaming prepared, di namin na anticipate ang haba ng byahe at dumating kaming bumigay na si haring buwan sa langit…masyadong prepared kaya di rin nakapa book ng hotel, at walang travel map, at walang -insert bodyguards here- nyahaha
at me pahabol pang warning na: Malaysia is like Pinas. Mag ingat. Wag Mag Taxi kung Gabi.Lalu na pag ika’y Forener.
so syempre maghahanap kami ng tawagin na lng nating “options”
ang kawawang si 24 hr McDonald’s entered the picture…
(more…)
You can’t win a race until you start running.
The mountain is tall, but once you’ve climbed it, you can see how dreams are a reminder of a larger picture in the world for each of us
Today i have learned that even the little, quick decisions can make a big difference. Im happy to realize THAT
I cannot express how happy I am to become one of the 20 participants who were sent to Google Workshop. (Proud to be Pinay)
To Google thank you:
- you’re the holy mother of all search engines who made me aware that “pronk” is a word. LOL
- you’re my most reliable “research paper” partner and
- well the biggest spy organization in the world
Take me seriously alrightie!
ika nga ni MLTR, Someday it’s gonna make sense, ooolrayt!
Let’s shake our boo-tay.
Today I celebrate the day my mother went through an excruciatingly painful thing which is called giving birth.
Thank you mamang and papang and kuya and friends and angels for keeping me alive and sane and happy and “single”. LOL
Above all, thank you Papa Lord for the fireworks! TO 2008, now it all makes sense to me. Sometimes it takes a harsh tone from within to move us into the right direction in life. I feel so blessed.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a baked spag.
Kimi Raikkonen (Ferarri) : “I’m not interested in what people think about me. I’m not Michael Schumacher. “
i know i know
hmpff!
makapag-change court nga — Congrats Lewis Hamilton! (McLaren Mercedes)
more of our Singapore F1 Race @ Marina Bay Circuit
imagine that you’re 90 years old, sitting on the porch and rocking in your chair as you reflect back on your life..will you regret doing this? — or not doing it? Pick the decision you can live with, and have no regrets in your choice. Time is like a river, you cannot pass the same water twice. Look for opportunities to grow and never be discouraged in your efforts to do so. Inside your heart exists a special knowledge of the plans you’ve made and hopes you have. Boldness have genius and magic in it…
Makahibi ko popcorn. ^__^
When you live in a big island called Mindanao, you need to atleast take a refresher course on Counter Terrorism 101.
background music: Hit Me Baby One More Timess
ang sabi ni inay, maynika lng raw ang lalaruin ko
kaya eto ang aking napala : “Bra Ba Li Bin Ta Wan”!
now you no!
A Vacation is a Sunburn.
see more of our Samal Island vacay photos here
Vacation is what you take when you start dreaming about the Big Bang Theory.
see more of our Superman Zipline photos here
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Remember what they say about snakes and crocodiles? I dont.
But here’s a cute thought to ponder :
Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.
Goodluck snakes. workshop. workshop.
Seeing great friends you’re used to spend hey times with is a stress relief. Seeing Joven and his sexy muscles brings more than that, hehe..enticing.
We had a great time talking about whats new, whats good and whats REALLY good….especially that guy Who’s Back On The Market..
oh the drams! hahaha…
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Finally,.. orgasm! Zip Lining being dangerously fun gives me adgasm (adventure orgasm). We were on Camp Sabros, Digos, Davao Del Sur last weekend to cure our insanely bored bodies, and this time we’re water-resistant. Ziplining feels a little like a goodbye-world moment with you flying like a bird without wings. …but it’s undeniably an amazing experience!
Talk about fear factor.
Camp Sabros mountain eco-adventure spot was featured on Marc-Dyan show,
“Sports Unlimited”.
I so love Davao.
Hi Heath, it’s been a year since you bid ba-bye. Wherever you are now, I know you’re happy and at peace…..I miss you but if you may, please dont keep in touch ^____^… I know you’re extremely charming and all but hey seeing you in my dreams is becoming “spooky” hihi (how sweet of you).
You are in my heart Heath but we can’t do anything about it, I lost my chance and Destiny betrayed us.
let’s move on babe
hikbi
ABS CBN denied their rumored Twilight Adaptation and the world rejoiced deliriously.
Chiz Source: ABS CBN blames Perez Hilton about the Takipsilim Issue
Ayy ABS CBN, Pag Sure Oy!
Forwarded message
“Hi girl, it’s true at di pa sila break..para ke guy break na pero cry baby si woman…i just thought you must know.”
Nabasted ka sapagkat isa kang KERIDERO!
Eto ang dapat sabihin sayo ng gerlfren mo.
Oh mehn, they suck!
They say the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
can say Yes! and can say No! haha This is another “life-is-a-joke” blog-worthy story that made my day.
I got a call from a friend who was asking how my chronic gastritis was cured. It made me smile thinking that someone is interested in my Vietnam War Gastritis love story.hehe She mentioned that her father is seeing the best Gastro Enterologist in the city and long story short, she cursed poor chronic gastritis for being responsible for her parents’ current “Through The Fire” situation. Said she,
“na ospital si tatay cos meron syang disease of the stomach, sabi ni Doc sa kinakain nya raw, nag aaway sila ngayon ni nanay….DAKILANG chef si nanay ha…so what’s the point na awayin sya ni tatay?…she definitely knows her dish”
(hihihi my mean bone tickles me) reminds me what she told us about her nanay and tatay’s love story:
“na inlab si tatay kay nanay kez DAKILANG chef si nanay “
I get it, finally…..that the best way to a man’s heart is by wearing a do-it-yourself USB lingerie:
I have never “wowed” a guy by my cooking expertise cos I know in my heart that TAKE OUT does count.
So remember, why waste your bucks on “cooking lessons” when the best way to a man’s heart is through “prayers”… (gosh I’m so Catholic)
ang sabi nga ni Joylipot, the best way to my man’s heart is “on your knees!”
let me hear from you too! mwah mwah mwah
simula bukas, di na ako magigising ng 7 am
simula bukas, wala na akong “TIME IN” na hahabulin
simula bukas, pwede na akong di maligo araw araw
simula bukas, pwede na akong mag micro mini
simula bukas, pwedeng pwede na ang youtube at friendster
simula bukas, 24 oras ang aking break
dahil simula bukas
AKO ANG BATAS.
” I don’t need a man to rectify my existence.” –
— Breachelle screaming iphone! iphone!
Just when I thought it’s beautifully over, a particular “skeleton in my closet” was back and alive in his ever Hey-Im-So-Hot ways…..here you go again mister too good to be true, I only have one song for you ” to the left, to the left”….
jumarbin_: hmm..ikw po..sana mkita po kita..PLEASE…
breachness: sorry..just have fun…meet new people, girls..study..be happy..stand out…show your dimples…
jumarbin_: hmm..alam mo nagpaextend po ako ng tym pra mkita kita d2..:(jumarbin_: cge na po..PLEASE..
jumarbin_: PLEASEjumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
jumarbin_: PLEASE
breachness: uwi ka na…mag se seven na
jumarbin_: d po ako uuwi kng d po kita mkkita..
jumarbin_: totoo..
breachness: Im very fine..wala man nagbago…safeguard pa rin gamit ko
jumarbin_: hmm..pwd po ba talaga kitang mkita?PLEASE…
jumarbin_: haai..hehe..d ta gd ka mpilit po?..khit 1 min lng?
breachness: mapipilit mo lang ako pag hinalikan mo yung lalake sa likod mo
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two words GROW UP !
behind every successful man is a surprised woman
Pilipino, let us tangkilik our own ours.
NOW SHOWING na po ang PLONING
(pronounced by natives like me as Flow- ning)
(bahala na syang mag kwento)
sa SM City lang po ito dahlins
meet the cast: Intang, Toting, Basit, Tsuy, Veling, Juaning, Susing, lasing, chansing, kuging
ito na siguro ang pinakamasakit na maririnig galing sa tatay mo:
"punyeta kang bata ka!
kung alam ko lang na magiging bwisit ka,
sana
pinahid na lang kita sa kumot!"
natatawa ako “wi hi hi hi“
One disco-dancing night, I met this guy who danced swabe-cool. It was so okay to dance with him cos he wasn’t the dangerous-touchy type.
at natapos nga ang sayawan…
humingi sya number…he asked for my name, sabi ko “Marites” (hehe)
minutes later, he texted:
“Hi Mar, this is Wely…ang galeng talaga ng sayaw naten…….nabehag talaga ako”
(not to be mean or anything pero one of my girlfriends suggested na sana enelonggo nya na lang)
5 days later, I got missed calls from this certain globe number. Me thought it was important so me texted:
“Gud evening, cno po sila?”
and the reply was ( lion roars)
“Gud pm. Ekaw. Seno ka?”
and I have all the hints in the world that it was Wely, ang lalakeng pinaglihi sa letrang”e”
sa women’s comfort room ng isang sikat (naks) na Disco Bar sa Iloilo City, merong makatanggal-eyeliner na sign:
WELGA ! WELGA !
walang klase one week! Welga ng mga Bading!
minsan sa buhay ko,
umibig,
umiyak,
naghabol
nagnasa
sila sa akin - wehe!–intro lang
Hi…buhay pa ako…Medyo matagal akong nakapag-post kase matindi si February! parang first day ng menstruation ang tindi…it took a lot of positivity and Centrum plus Poten Cee to bring myself into writing again.
Akalain mong si Romantikong Pebrero ay binigyan ako ng:
1. Hyperventilation
2. Chronic Gastritis at
3. Break up on a Valentine’s day (hikbi)
Daig ko pa ang nanalo ng "Best in Oh Come on" award sa 1993 Life Awards Ceremony.
Reality bites .
nyam!
pero..pero..pero…..on a serious note, what happened to me was very rewarding, spiritually, physically and above all mentally. I began to apply the law of attraction in my life, in my thinking….it amazingly works! …promises!
its basically about positive thinking….likes attract likes..my thoughts become things….cos whatever the mind expects, it finds…
Now, my problem numbers 1 and 2 are already cured. My colonoscopy was canceled. Scary.
Problem number 3 is a somewhere down the road disease so no comment.
You can trust me on this, "positive thinking will change your life".
I even have -> my own mind video for this positive thinking churvaloo
( watch na! and share your own mind vid too)
and together we will solve world hunger — zZZZZzzz
oh my gas!
To my loving friends esp JOVEN, who have helped me rationalize things and kept me on the positive force , salamat…for helping me see things the way you do..for the positive reasons and affirmations…FOR THE STRENGTH…I might not have survived all those cartwheels and jumping jacks and hadukens Ive been through kung wala kayo…You made me a Super Saiyan!…for all the prayers –thanks…look at me, Im alive and laughing– I can’t thank you enough for opening the Law of Attraction concept in my life right now…you are truly God’s wonderful mammals. I love you!
No closing doors..
Positive!
lab,
Blue Zaido
“sapagkat minsan kelangan ko ring maging tanga”
-pancakes-
Isa sa mga karumaldumal na bloopers na nahitabo sa aking buhay ay nangyari noong 3rd year hayskul ako at ang aking mga classmates. Hindi ako ang tipong masakitin na bata kung kaya’t konting ehem lang ng kirot, na paparanoid na ako like this “gas, I wanna faint”
Dumating ang third grading exam (day). Di pwedeng walang bolpen, di pwedeng walang calculator at higit sa lahat di pwedeng magkasakit. … sa kabutihang palad, ako ay nagkasakit…..sakit sa ngipin lang naman….according to me ang sakit sa ngipin ay katumbas ng tatlong LBM, pitong lagnat at isang sipon….kaya nga magka-kuto na ako wag lang yang toothache na yan!..ang mas magandang balita ay di lang toothache ang sumapi sa akin kundi TEETH ACHE..
wala ng mas sasaya pa sa araw na yon…teethache during 3rd periodical examination.
BREAKFAST. Halos tumambling ako sa tindi ng sakit pero sabi ko ke Papang “hindi ko isusuko ang exams”….
UMINOM ng pain reliever. tapos umiyak na.
after 15 minutes, ayaw pa ring matanggal ng sakit kaya,
UMINOM ulit ng pain reliever…tapos iyak naman….
after 15 minutes, parang kuryente pa rin sa sobrang sakeet, kaya nag reklamo na ako!
“anong klaseng dolfenal to! dalawang 250 mg na nainom ko, wala pa rin! bu hu hu hu (tsabaw)”
Mamang: ( in her worried mode) nak, sigurado ka bang dolfenal ang nainom mo? (pumunta sa basurahan sa room)
Mamang: ( in her horrible mode) naaaak! vetracin multicaps!!!
Ako: ( in my denial queen mode) dolfenal yan…bu hu hu….( tingin sa dalawang 250 mg na tablet foil…….)
ang nakita–> me drawing na sungay at nakalagay
FOR VETERINARY USE ONLY 
BU HU HU HU HU Hoink Hoink Hoink Hoink…
( nakakahiya, buti di nakamamatay ang vitamins ng manok at baboy)
show me your teeth papa!
Last Sabado, ni attend kami ng burial ng aming mahal na college friend, blockmate, groupmate, textmate at ka frenster na si Dionisio.
shocking pero di talaga natin masasabi kung kelan tayo mag gu- goodbye world…
para sayo Dion, paalam at salamat, we celebrate your LIFE!
at para sa mga blockmates naming di ni-attend, regards lang daw, magkita lang raw kayo sa CR…
gusto ko lang ipaalam sa lahat na tatlong beses kaming nag ice to ice ni crush sa loob lamang ng walong oras.
i felt so harassed
oh pls don't rush me, i'll get there eventually
bwaha!
opo totoo ang balita…
parang kelan lang nung di pa namin alam ang difference ng baby bra at sando bra…hanggang finally na qualify na kami for a "this-is-it-bra"…parang kelan lang nung naloloka pa kami sa stationeries at kisses, kelan lang ba yung mga panahong pinagsisigawan naming "hindi nga bakla si Baby spice" at di scary si Scary spice…naaalala ko tuloy nung mga pagkakataong usong uso pa ang brick game at wala pang Piolo Pascual.
higit sa lahat..naaalala ko siya
nung birhen pa
at SO-En ang gamit nya.
Friend, di ba usapan natin wag munang palobohin ang balloon ? 
Panunumpa: Pag ako nakalbo, ding hindi ako mag to-tortol neck…ayawkong magmukhang ROLL ON-DEODORANT.
Pero marami silang ganyan…maraming roll ons ang nagkakalat sa kalsada…at taking note ang bokalbs na naka-black turtleneck…lagyan mo na lang ng itim na stockings sa mukha, teren—Robber ang dating men!
Question: Maam, sa Pinas po ba abot leeg ang lamig? kala ko kase sa Stets lang ganun. Kaya pala.
Sa totoo lang, di ko type mga shiny bokalbs, I have a wider space to kiss kase. Uy wag kayong papa apekto sa kaartehan ko, Bokalbs won't let you down! You Go rexona men!
Holy week sa Guimaras with hot hot holy friends
Nakakamiss ding mag-hasang removal at nangyayari lang yan pag gutom ka na. hehe. Eto at balik Guisi,Guimaras na naman ang destination ng Holy Week ko, this time though with new circle of hot friends from the office. Isang taon lang ang nakalipas at andaming nagbago sa Guisi Beach. Kung dati ay 80 peysos mong makukuha ang cottage ngayon eh 250 peysos na, kaya Go for Pichay! Kung dati ay maragsa mong nabibigkas ang gi-si !!! ngayon eh samahan mo ng konting sosyal slide sa dila and say GUISE as gi-sey. Iba talaga ang pinoy, bahala na pang-waray basta high class pakinggan shoot na yan.
Para sa karagdagang pektyur pektyur, sumilip ka sa AKING KABIGAAN.
She is the girl of your dreams,every time you see her your heart skips a beat, every thought in your head is about her, you make small scenarios in your head, taking her out, walking hand in hand with her ,talking and laughing with her and even kissing her. The problem is that you don’t even know her name,or you have never even spoken to her,or you’re casual friends period, so how are you going to get her to like you?.
Get Her To Notice You Too
SAMPLE:
My ever dearest Reth,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Thursday, the 1st of February 2007.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 1st of February 2007 at 15:00 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However, I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your cute cousin, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. SuperStraightforward
Ang lalakeng me buto vaw.
Si lalakeng me buto ay di puro pa-cute, di ubod ng pa- charm at higit sa lahat di pinong mahangin. Si lalakeng me buto ay di pinanganak na ubod ng gwapo. Di rin sya maporma tulad ng mga bling bling guys. Hindi sya naghahanap ng trophy girlfriend at di naniniwala sa superpisyal na mga bagay. Di naman sya simple, di lang talaga nya ugali ang magpa facial twice a month. Di man sya ang pinapangarap mong Piolo Pascual at Brent Javier, taglay nya naman ang recipe ng isang hitsura at personalidad na di mo basta basta na lang itatapon. siyaks! Hindi sya mahilig sa confused state. He knows what he wants and he's been true and straightforward about it. He takes risks in love. His heart may not always be right but no one could blame him for not trying at all.
yep yeps with the real straight guy please stand up!
Every good friend was once a stranger.
Thanks for keeping me human.
Wahaha isa pa WAHAHA!
An sarap nya talagang tingnan na nakatikom lang ang bibig walang magawa kundi sumilip sa bintana nila sa second floor.
Hahaha! Eh di natahimik ka batang palaaway! Yan, yan ang napapala ng mga batang me mood swings. Ambait bait namin sayo parati, nilalambing ka pa nga namin tas magpapakyu ka lang shet kang totoy ka! tagal mo ng ganyan ah–
Angat na angat ka nga kasi Sam Milby pang tawag namin sayo tas mandudupla ka lang—-eww GMRC puleez. Bawasan ang pagka supladito Nakew sanggol ka pa iho—mag cotton candy ka muna.
Pasalamat ka weakness ko ang mga bata kaya hanggang ngayon natitiis kita. Pati yung classmates ko di mo pinalampas sinuntok mo pa ang pwet.
Di ko na tuloy alam kung nananantsing ka lang o talagang me tingkuling ka.
Maldito na, supladito pa, palabato, palachansing, palasigaw, pikon, pikon at higit sa lahat grade 3 ka lang. San ka ba pinaglihi? sa utot na di mailabas-labas?
Pero ayus lang kasi ang cute cute mong pagmasdan ngayon. Sana umabot ng one week na ganyan ka lang. Panu ba yan eh dyan kami parati nikakain ke lola mo, pwedi bang nitabi kami sayo Sam?
Ayan papalo na yan—ayan na–ayan na talaga—-oops ang hotflushes ingatan ang mood swings baka mangamatish. hekhekhek
Naku ha! ambata mo pa ma-pride ka na! MAGPALDA KA NGA~
haay nakakamiss ang mga kurimaw—-
Through the happy times and the shaky times, lets toast for the GOLDEN YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP!
Masaya namang mag overtime. Yan ang tanging oras na lumalabas ang tunay na kulay ni Gian. Tinatawag namin yung Medication Time. Ako, si Nang Claire, Shiela, Dara, Gian, Marvin, Yves, minsan si Dino at syempre ang virginal na si mama Glends.
Buhay Night Sheep.
Ayon sa akin, pinakamadalas mag-CR si Joven last week. Walang humpay pa rin ang paghatsing ni Merben at flourishing pa rin naman ang rapping career Jerson. Likas pa rin ke MJ ang biglang tawa habang poised na poised naman si Gian sa pag iidlip. TALENT yun friends, di nyo yun kaya ng walang unan.
Sa kabilang dako naman ng aking likod, nariyan si Amy. Ibang level ang wakal ng lola mo sa US politics! iba na talaga pag kaka client switch. Ayon ke Amy "Next year, it is possible that the US will have a republican president and a Democratic Congress".
Hudyat na ba ito na magpapa bangs na si Amy? Si seatmate ko naman na si Vitamin C, idontlikeyouinthatway pa rin na parating nangungulit ke Shella na bagong shucks my hair! Late ba si Karl? di naman masyado. Me bago atang singing idol sa tabi ni Dara, Dar wag mong pigilin sabayan mo na. For the 5th time simula nung July eh sa wakas kinausap ulit ako ni Rei. Naaalala mo? yung si Rei nga, yung maputi. hehehe. Sad ang west wing ko, wala na si Papa Arns. Sya nawa. Me mumu pa rin ba sa CR? Pag si Bevs ang galing dun, OO.
Ako dalawang beses na. Yung isa sa terminal ng bus at yung isa sa SM City Cinema. Kahapon lang. Eh ano naman ngayon, kesa ma-ospital ako, daanin na lang sa kapal ng mukha. Kumatok naman po ako nagtanong, "Me lalake pa ba sa loob, makiki-wiwi lang." Lumabas ang 2 lalaki, sabi nung isa me cubicle naman sa loob.
Kaya Ayun! splash splash swiss-swiss-swiss…whew,ecstacy.
Nung me bumukas ng pinto, sumigaw ako "Me babae dito, wag ka munang umihi." (kap—–!) Yung walanghiyang kurimaw pumasok pa rin! K fine hihintayin ko muna syang matapos bago lumabas (parang ambastos ng linya ko)
30 seconds sa loob ng cubicle. Feeling ko di sya nag-wiwiwi kasi ala naman akong marinig na swiss-swiss-swiss. So lumabas ako sa cubicle with all my might habang tinatakpan ng panyo ang mukha! Yung kurimaw sinigawan ako "Hoy miss bakit dito ka umiihi!!!" sabi ko na lang "kayo nga umiihi sa kilid poste wala naman kaming reklamo".
Paglabas ko ng CR eh sya namang pagpasok ng guard. Nakew ano kayang iisipin nya. Bahala na si Lord.
Hindi pa naman sya mukhang virgin kaya siguradong "hehehe" ang sabi ng utak nyang cute din.
Ang kaganapan:
Pumunta si Breachelle sa Watson para maghanap ng eyeshadow na bagay sa damit na susuutin ng mga boardmates na mag je JS Prom. Nagkawanggawa na nga ang drama eh nakarma pa. Later ay nakita nya ang rectangular-shaped na kulay Pink na maniwala ka mukha sya talagang eyeshadow. Engot ko talaga-di naman yun nakalagay sa may cosmetics.
Dun yun nakapwesto sa may chocolates (hmm tweet din ba yun?). Nakita kong binili sya ng koreano na parang "wala lang", para lang syang bumili ng kendi mint with matching tinapon pa ng slight, walang ka effort effort. Proud na proud mag eyeshadow. Habang ako naman hinahawakan ko na sya–yung pink na yun. Tas biglang tumitig yung tatlong cute na kurimaw–pati yung cashier at yung isa pang cashier–natingala gid ako! –super smile pa yung kulot na cutie..Tinanong ko pa nga si miss cashier "Miss hypoallergenic ba to?" nyahaha, nga naman! pwede sa categorya!
"oo miss" , cashier 1
"damu na gausar sina", cashier 2
di ko talaga na gets shet! yung mga kurimaw nasa likod ko na para bayaran yung Cadbury nila. Tas hindi ko talaga inaalis sa kamay ko yung pink at take note! take note ha! sabi ko pa "miss pwedeng buksan titignan ko yung kulay". Sabi nya pink yan! Napansin ko na me red tongue na drawing na parang cute naman ang pagkakadrawing. hihihi. Under nung tongue, naka sulat ang adjective na "Long and Rocky ROad". At syempre ang binibining engot, ENGOT pa rin. And my guts pa akong magdemand,
"Miss buksan ko na lang kase long and rocky road nakalagay, baka di sya pink" SHEEEEEEEEET! my gas! At eto na sumagot na yung isang kurimaw na itago na lang natin sa pangalang "white sando",
"Miss ok yan kasi manipis".
Tas nag momoderate laughing sila na parang "suya bah!" Humirit pa yung isa 'isipin mo na lang ham yan!"
Mabuti naman di na ako nag reply. Kunwari raw suplada ako. In fairness naman saken, nakita ko yung seal na me nakalagay "SAFE FOR YOUR PROTECTION". (is a condom is a condom !!)
ayun shoot, eyeshadow nga!
syempre isnab to the max ako dun sa mga kurimaw na naka sando kahit malamig tse!
eh ano naman ngayon! cookies and cream ang hanap ko leche!
tandaan LONG AND ROCKY ROAD—>mabibili sa watsons!
